We don't sell
skincare
We tell you the
truth
about yours
Snap your selfies and shelfie for a skin-matched verdict on every product — keep what works, toss what's conflicting, replace what's not.
Vet My VanityFree · Verdict in Under a Minute
The Verdict
3 ConflictsCeraVe moisturizing cream
Pharmacy staple, actually barrier-safe
St. Ives apricot scrub
Crushed shells, real micro-tears
Drunk Elephant C-Firma
Wrong pH, fights your retinol
How We Got Here
The Trap
Most online skin quizzes and aesthetician visits end the exact same way: trapping you in their specific product ecosystem. You aren't getting unbiased advice; you are getting a sales pitch for the brands they are contracted to carry.
The Reality
I am not a dermatologist, and I'm not here to give you a medical diagnosis. I am your unbiased skincare advocate. You might be using a vanity full of extremely pricey products and still feel completely helpless about your skin. Why? Because clear skin doesn't come from a high price tag; it comes from ingredient compatibility. My job is to connect the dots and point out the silent mismatches currently happening in your routine.
The Brutal Honesty
That is exactly why I built Vetted Vanity. Send me your bare-faced selfies and a “shelfie” of your cluttered vanity, and I will unleash a little brutal honesty. Your custom Blueprint delivers crystal-clear direction on the exact routine you need. No fluff, no brand loyalties. Just the facts.
“I am not here to push a specific brand, lock you into a subscription, or judge your 2014 apricot scrub. I am here to be your unbiased skincare advocate.”
— Vetted Vanity Founder
Vetting Process
Gather
Upload 3 bare-faced selfies and a “shelfie” of every single potion you currently use. Don't hide the bad stuff.
Analyze
We cross-reference the actual ingredients in your cabinet against your skin's biology. We weed out the marketing fluff and find the conflicts.
Resolve
You get a custom Vanity Blueprint. A strict “Keep, Toss, Replace” routine designed exclusively for your face, not a brand's quota.
One Price, No Strings
Get the truth about the skincare products already sitting on your vanity shelf.
The Vanity Blueprint
$49
One-time · No subscription
- Your Selfies, AnalyzedYour skin type, tone, and specific concerns, read straight from your selfies.
- Every Product, Cross-CheckedA full ingredient breakdown of everything in your shelfie — what's working together, and what's quietly fighting.
- Your Keep / Toss / Replace VerdictA clear call on every product, with the specific reason behind it — no jargon, no guessing.
- Insights Made for YouNotes on how your climate, age, and what we found in your scan specifically shape what your skin actually needs.
- Smarter SwapsReplacement picks for anything flagged Toss or Replace, sourced from the best-matching ingredients — not the best-paying brand.
- Your Routine, Built to FollowA custom AM + PM sequence, in order, delivered in a clean format made for your mirror.
- Yours to KeepDelivered instantly on-screen, plus a downloadable PDF forever.
- Backed by a Real GuaranteeNot satisfied? Full refund within 14 days, no questions asked.
Tele-derm subscriptions run $30–$60 every month, forever — and usually end with their own branded bottles in your cart. We don't sell a single product.
Free to begin. If you like what you see, unlock your full personalized Blueprint for $49.